De lancering van de Apple Watch leverde een massa tweets op. Hier zijn de grappigste van tijdens het anderhalf durende event.
Het begon al toen bleek dat het event vertraging had opgelopen …
In things you couldn't make up, the launch of Apple's iWatch is running late
— jfraseruk (@jfraseruk) 9 september 2014
Eenmaal onthuld, werden pertinente vragen gesteld:
does apple watch come with a set of tiny fingers
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) 9 september 2014
En alternatieven in de groep gegooid:
New iWatch has been announced pic.twitter.com/Mk38IOvgv0
— Kurt (@krosell24) 9 september 2014
De hype-factor …
Am hearing the iWatch tells iTime, which is exactly like regular time, only better somehow.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) 9 september 2014
Uncle leo find iWatch in trash can pic.twitter.com/T7GCSMCYLB
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) 9 september 2014
Er was cynisme.
The good news is that all those Apple Watch fans will finally have something to replace their Livestrong bracelets.
— Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) 9 september 2014
Bewondering voor de marketing skills …
Just watched the Apple Watch reveal video again. Shivered again. They could convince me to spend $1,000 on broccoli.
— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) 9 september 2014
Ook een beetje angst …
Wife just said: “It’s going to tel us when I’m fertile so we can have babies.” There will be no Apple Watch in the Scrivens household.
— Scrivs (@scrivs) 9 september 2014
"I went through airport security with iWatch on and they thought I was spy. The food here is nice. I am treated well." -Tom from Guantanamo.
— Murdoch (@Skeletonframes) 9 september 2014
Nog wat gespot met de hype …
Jony Ive went super normcore on the iWatch. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/zAkdHm3oLp
— Annie Colbert (@anniecolbert) 9 september 2014
De indrukwekkende functies …
Oh good the iwatch will have a heart rate monitor so Facebook can automatically update my profile when I die
— septemily (@EmilysMindvomit) 9 september 2014
De betere toogfilosofie:
The Apple Watch is an imperfect vanity gadget for insecure status-seekers. It will be an enormous hit.
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) 9 september 2014
New U2 album will be available on your new Apple Watch, for the ultimate Dad Experience.
— delrayser (@delrayser) 9 september 2014
Zelfs Ellen deed mee:
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) 9 september 2014
Er werd al volop gezocht hoe je de Apple Watch kan pimpen …
Countdown until rappers just cover the entire face of the Apple Watch with diamonds… #AppleWatch #AppleEvent
— Travon Free (@Travon) 9 september 2014
Apple is always innovating. I was just thinking "how can I put nudes on my watch?"
— ⚡David Angelo⚡ (@MrDavidAngelo) 9 september 2014
I'm not tech savvy but can the #AppleWatch do video? That way even with your hands up you could still record the cop murdering you.
— James Fritz (@jamesfritzcomic) 9 september 2014
cool new feature on the apple watch pic.twitter.com/TaxhUqI0SR
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) 9 september 2014
Nog wat gespot ook:
Just got the new iphone6 applewatch pic.twitter.com/US9gxeEFBp
— GARMIANI (@GARMIANI_) 9 september 2014
"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's … hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit. " http://t.co/2R4MXIVIcY
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) 9 september 2014
Maar in essentie zal het inderdaad weer hier op neerkomen:
apple: "we're excited to annou-" I'll buy it. apple: "just lemme fini-" just. i'll buy it. i said i'll buy it.
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) 9 september 2014